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De rare kulene


Til jul fikk jeg noen rare kuler. Av ei venninne. To stykker, faktisk. Jeg fikk riktignok mye annet også. Men det var disse to kulene som gjorde størst inntrykk på meg. De var etter min mening den beste gaven. De er fra Kina. Hun har vært i Kina. Det har ikke jeg.

Jeg har sett sånne kuler før. Ei i klassen min fikk også sånne kuler en gang. Så jeg visste hva jeg skulle bruke dem til. Egentlig lyver jeg litt nå, for jeg vet egentlig ikke hva jeg skal bruke dem til. Jeg vet bare hvordan jeg skal bruke dem. Det er meninga at man skal legge begge kulene i samme hånd og få de til å snurre rundt fortest mulig. Det krever litt trening. Spesielt hvis man skal gjøre det raskt. Jeg er ikke spesielt flink enda, men jeg kommer meg. En gang skal jeg bli skikkelig flink.

De er litt tunge. Holder jeg på for lenge, så blir jeg faktisk sliten i håndleddet. De lager forresten også sånn klingelyd. Akkurat som kirkeklokker ville gjort, dersom de var små. Det må være små klokker inni der. Jeg er overbevist om det. Men jeg er ikke helt sikker. Men jeg tror det. For å bli sikker, må jeg ødelegge dem. Det vil jeg ikke. Selv om de en eller annen gang sikkert blir ødelagt.

Eller blir borte. Hvorfor blir ting borte? Noen ganger finner man de aldri igjen. Hvor blir de av? Jeg kan ikke regne med å ha disse kulene evig. Egentlig skulle jeg ønske det. At kulene kunne være med meg hvor som helst. Da ville folk synes jeg var rar. Jeg liker å være rar.

Lurer på hvor i Kina de kulene kommer fra. Kineserne lager mye rart. Jeg føler en viss åndelig makt i det jeg holder på med dem. Føler meg som en kineser som ikke har bedre å gjøre. Kanskje dette er ment å være til noe slags meditasjons-greier. Jeg velger å tro det. Meditasjon er gøy. Da kan man stå på hodet om man vil. Det ser rart ut. Disse kulene er rare. Det er det som er så kult. Jeg synes de er kule.

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Kommentarer


Fra: meg 02/09/2000 - 01:58

jeg fikk ei metall-kule, helt matt av ei som kommer fra Canada, den laget og sånn lyd, men den hadde en liten krok for å feste den på nøkkelklippet. Harmony-ball kalte hun den. Jeg har mistet den, jeg savner den.

Fra: Terje 12/09/2000 - 10:42

Liker den litt Erlend Loe aktive naiviteten din.

Fra: trønder 03/10/2000 - 11:21

Hadde egentlig tenkt å gjøre litt ut av Erlend Loe og denne artikkelen, men den gleden tok Terje fra meg.

Fra: nono 03/12/2000 - 17:49

Jeg digger Loe, hans driitkulestil og formuleringer. Stå på!! Du kan
bli Erlend loe 2. eller kanskje enda bedre?? Koz jente 18

Fra: ove 01/10/2001 - 17:52

fy f#%&"n "Naiv. Super." er en genial bok!

Fra: Kine 05/02/2003 - 19:37

hmm.. synes du er god til å skrive jeg... hvor tar du alt fra? stå på.. du kan komme langt! *smile*

Fra: Ingvild 13/02/2003 - 01:04

OOOH!! De kulene har jeg prøvd! For de lå i gangen din forrige gang jeg var der. De er festlige.. Mamman min har også sånne.. En liten kunst å klare å virre de rundt uten å få noen lyd.

Fra: OeM 13/02/2003 - 01:39

Nå har jeg akkurat vært ute og prøvd kinakulene dine Svenn. Tror ikke jeg følte noen åndelig makt, men det er i hvert fall lenge siden de har vært ute av esken tror jeg...

Fra: Ingvild 13/02/2003 - 21:09

Lå de fortsatt i gangen, Øystein? *thihi*

Fra: OeM 13/02/2003 - 21:24

Jepp, tror jeg prøvde og rydde de vekk en gang, men pluteslig var de på plass igjen. Litt magisk egentlig...hmm

Fra: AkkarMannen 10/08/2003 - 15:23

Jeg hadde klinkekyler før..
Ikke nå lenger

Fra: ivrig leser 09/06/2004 - 08:36

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